Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Color is my daylong obsession, joy, and torment.

Except for Quinn, a dark voice whispered in his mind. A smile from her would be a gift beyond price.

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

I think naturally my orientation is from my father.

I think electric cars can help save Detroit. They reflect good decision-making, and there has been bad decision making in the auto industry for so long, in my view.

What can I say about my jewelry? It speaks for itself. To me, style is to be simple.

That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

I try to write from a really honest place when I write pop music and carry the song into a more deep and more symbolic visual

The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food

I wanted my work to be seen for free in a public space, I want to be up there with Pollock and de Kooning, one of the big boys.