Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

An idea is salvation by imagination

Insofar as international law is observed, it provides us with stability and order and with a means of predicting the behavior of those with whom we have reciprocal legal obligations.

Without the aid of trained emotions the intellect is powerless against the animal organism.

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.

There is a lot of difference at McDonald's between the guy in the back making the fries and the manager up front who is running the place.

I've loved you ever since that day you broke your slate over my head in school.

He is rich who wishes no more than he has.

I don't believe in an interventionist God

In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ.