Just think of me as a canvas and you as the paint, and try and imagine that we are creating a masterpiece that’s so beautiful, that no other piece of art could rival its beauty.” - Clint

I couldn’t peel my eyes off her face or her body. Even if she had asked me not to follow her, I would have followed anyway. I was in a Norah state of mind.

The race will find that capitalists and communists modify themselves so much during the ages that they end by being indistinguishable as democrats...

If you lose your mind when in a large group then use someone else’s!

No matter how the road winds and turns, as long as you are there at the end of it I’ll be happy, Rowdy.

If somebody is different from you, that's not something you criticize, that's something that you appreciate.

I think all my videos suck.

My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.

I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.

Leadership is the power of one harnessing the power of many.

I cannot speak but I am doubted, every moment judged for lies, as though I come into a court when I come into this house!

When only a little can be done, doing it becomes the greatest you can do.