Just to keep bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

To feel the pure joy of life, donate yourself for the betterment of others.

I believe my success is what I'm going to achieve today and tomorrow not what I did yesterday.

Smile, ask, listen, provide, thank" then "take time out to have fun & renew yourself" but "always dream up more questions". - Julia Woodman

If the brutal facts are not faced by leaders, the brutal reality sets in.

Your life is a lot bigger than this moment. You need to remember that you can't let the trials you face right now derail your course forever.

This might be one way to start talking about differences between the early postmodern writers of the fifties and sixties and their contemporary descendants.

A country house is not the same as a house in a country and a hotel in the country is not the same as a hotel in a town but is it in a small town.

I have family, I work with a lot of friends, but you'll never find me saying, "Hey, let's get a drink at 8:30 [pm]."

The most erotic zone is the imagination.