Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

The fear of losing someone you love can turn people inside out.

There is a hole in the heart called "absence". You live in it my dear.

Graduation Speech: You'll have to excuse me if I cry. I've been a little teary-eyed all week the sadness the joy . . . the fact that I'm off my parents' payroll.

Worry is the cross which we make for ourselves by overanxiety.

Thus we have given to man a pedigree of prodigious length, but not, it may be said, of noble quality.

An enemy is indeed a precious teacher.

For I am the size of what I see / not my height's size.

You may see me, fat and shining, with well-cared for hide, . . . a hog from Epicurus' herd. [Lat., Me pinguem et nitidum bene curata cute vises, . . . Epicuri de grege porcum.]

I'm a scientist, not a theologian. I don't know if there is a God or not. Religion requires certainty.

I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan.