Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

History is changed by martyrs who tell the truth.

All Christians are in ministry. Sometimes, they're in church work.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

If your religion is better than mine and your opinion, you have a real problem.

We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about 'and'.

Frequently, when I'm compared to someone, I'm like, "Is that really what people think I sound like?"

Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.

In the absence of certainty, instinct is all you can follow.

Kafka is still unrecognized. He thought he was a comic writer.

I designed a bench in a few moments. But, of course, it took me 25 years to do it.