Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

How I wish you could have known me in my strength.

Sometimes kindness doesn’t beget anything but misery. My mother didn’t have to learn that until she was in her thirties

I had actually been on tour in Japan and I had my own world tour that I was doing. I was used to doing a show for an hour, so I was always learning choreography.

If one man can be allowed to determine for himself what is law, every man can. That means first chaos, then tyranny. Legal process is an essential part of the democratic process.

I try never to compare myself to other people. I just think this is who I am. You are happier when you think that way.

The good life is using your signature strengths every day to produce authentic happiness and abundant gratification.

Freddie Mercury taught me 3 thingsdon't take anything too seriously, have fun and always fly first class.

Keep an open heart To allow the world Lovingly and faithfully To come in.

You know Me in you, and from this knowledge you will derive all that is necessary.

It is a friendly heart that has plenty of friends.