Justice is a social construct. It’s well known that the physical universe isn’t fair. Nevertheless, it’s difficult to decide which is more provoking: good people suffering or evil people prospering.

Do you know why language manifests itself the way it does in my work? It's because I understand short attention spans.

If you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.

The nation demands a movement which has written upon its banner the internal and external national freedom that it will act as if it were the spiritual, social and political conscience of the nation.

If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce.

The relish of good and evil depends in a great measure upon the opinion we have of them.

Becoming the first Canadian male to win a Major Championship, especially being the Masters, was a dream come true.

The great effect of friendship is beneficence, yet by the first act of uncommon kindness it is endangered.

To photograph is to appropriate the thing photographed. It means putting oneself into a certain relation to the world that feels like knowledge-and therefore, like power.

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.