Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

Your ability to learn from the experiences of other successful people is one of your most important habits that will give you the best chance of success.

Good can sit in the distance, just beyond your view, waiting, until you go toward it.

I wanted someone to want me in all ways and someone who I wanted the same in return, And I'd found him.

For many decades my relations with my parents constituted unfinished business. I had dealt with them through sheer avoidance and guilt.

I joined a small but growing post-Trotskyite Luxembourgist sect.

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

He who lives in despair / takes and gives in vain.

If you're offered something, you're not really sure exactly what is that they saw in you that they think is the character so it's a little scary, I feel.

Soccer is one of the most unifying activities amongst us.

Nothing is more unpleasant than a virtuous person with a mean mind.