Justice must take account of infinite circumstances which a human being cannot understand.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

I seemed to still be alive. Which was unexpected. I'd feel good about it when I stopped retching my insides up.

The reason any person yaks excessively is because his communication is not being adequately acknowledged. He just keeps trying to be heard.

Only dogs know and respect their masters. This is a rare characteristic of men who secretly envy their masters and wish their downfall.

I cannot be critical of an infant whose only possible source of nourishment can be found in the dugs of a wolf.

I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that skirt of yours in a heartbeat. And you wouldn't fight me, would you? No, she probably wouldn't. Wrath and Beth

The only relationships I haven't wrecked right away were the ones that wrecked me later.

What is key for winning the election is to be able to put forth a vision for our future and how this election affects people's lives.

Blacks have no rights - in fact they were three - fifths human according to the constitution to give slave owners more voting rights. So that's African Americans.

Don't worry about locating your purpose. If you are seeking after God, your purpose will locate you.