KERRYANNE: Well, if I’m so spectacular why did my husband leave me for her?” KURT: (Poor baby.) Because he’s a weak *ssh*le, and you were way too much woman for him.

No one else sees you as the villain here, but you gotta stop being a victim babe.

He was so glad he didn’t go through with his plan to end himself. What an idiot. Look at how much he would’ve missed if he’d followed through.

KYLE: ... no way in h*ll he’s getting away with short changing you.”KERRYANNE: But like you said, I don’t need it so why?KYLE: Because it’s rightfully yours sweetheart.

KYLE: ....people shouldn’t give up on their dreams.

She wasn’t thinking about making it rich, she wasn’t that delusional. But at least here was something that could take her away from herself if even for a little while, and she reveled in it.

Try to see what’s in front of you instead of what’s behind.

That’s the problem with you young people, always thinking everything comes with a price. An act of kindness is just that, nothing more.

When a man takes care of what’s his it’s not charity.

.....he was gonna teach her to say a big old f*ck you.

......he married a girl, he had no idea what the woman was going to be like. As soon as he got a glimpse he was running scared.

A peaceful mind is a powerful mind...Set your mind at ease and take charge of yourself.

Almost everyone is overconfident--except the people who are depressed, and they tend to be realists.

What engenders hatred towards the Sharia? When people find their basic needs are not being met, then people just see it as unfair.

I'd love to go back and do theater. There's nothing like that instant response and the connection to a live audience.

Mirth, and even cheerfulness, when employed as remedies in low spirits, are like hot water to a frozen limb.

The most unhappy people in the world are the ones who live only for themselves.

I'm more of a rodeo type guy.

True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar; it comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.

A nation's wealth is too serious a matter to be left to the wealthy. The riches of a nation belong to all, to be shared among all for the general welfare.

I was a great fan of Jim Henson.