KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

If we believe in the Blessed Saviour, we shall be saved.

She could just pack up and leave, but she does not visualize what's beyond ahead.

Prayer is the maternity where ideas are born.

If you don't know when you're good, how can you know when you're bad?

I love the sounds and the power of pounding water, whether it is the waves or a waterfall.

Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats!

The greatest quality that a person can possess is the quality of self-belief. If you believe you can, you can. If you believe you won't, you most certainly won't.

strength is overcome by weakness/Joy is overcome by Pain/The night is overcome by Brightness/and Love-it remains the same.

Procrastination is what we often call 'resistance.