Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks.

Don't let what other people think decide who you are.

My rookie year, I was very immature.

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge.

You can love me or you can hate me.

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

There's no image we can't improve.

This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.

If something is not a "hell, YEAH!", then it's a "no!

Cheapness is a great virtue.

She drank a glass of wine and looked for something new to ruin with her lack of talent.

The 19th century was the age of Individualism the 20th and 21st are the ages of Socialism.

Messy love is better than none, I guess. I am no authority on sane living.

I think violence is counter-productive and it is bad in democratic societies.

I longed to know the world's name.

Other people may not have had high expectations for me... but I had high expectations for myself.

The summit sings what is being spoken in the depths.