Keep Moving...Move forwardLet go Give inDecideand just DoProgress every dayAnd make one step forward no matter what's in your wayKeep moving, till one day you wake up and you're there.

When that little clock on my wall says “Olaotan! Olaotan!! Olaotan!!! It’s half past time to write”, I only have three things at my disposal: A pen, A piece of paper, and a crowded mind.

Our heavenly Father is great in mercy, He feeds and clothes us everyday, We will worship and humbly learn from himFor our Lord clothes the grass of the field.

I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals.

I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance.

I still try to make the "next" book my "best" book. I want to grip and move you in unexpected ways.

I was a Navy officer writing about Navy problems and I simply stole this lovely Army nurse and popped her into a Navy uniform, where she has done very well for herself.

Take a one way trip down to Larry Land!