Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people who have no power.

Mr Speaker, I smell a rat; I see him forming in the air and darkening the sky; but I will nip him in the bud.

Why waste time proving over and over how great you are, when you could be getting better?

love is form, and cannot be without important substance

All of our potentials for good are unlimited.

Being passionate is not what makes you a girl, it's what makes you a human.

Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment.

I ain't got no money - But I'm rich on personality

Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.