Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

People deserve their leaders.

I hate sadness. Anything is better than sadness. Even feeling nothing.

No sport, watching horror movie with friends in bright room.Try that alone at night without light with mirror above screen!

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin.

I know I'm part of the changing process of the way we look at things.

Relationships are hard regardless! But I think they feed the artist: relationships, children, life, family - it all feeds the artist. Loss. Joy. Sacrifice.

Happiness is often somewhere near us, not in the far places!

For me exercise is more than just physical, it’s therapeutic.

All I need to know I learned from my cat.