Keep in mind that imagination is at the heart of all innovation. Crush or constrain it and the fun will vanish.

Mark Twain once said that history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.

Forget dice rolling or boxes of chocolates as metaphors for life. Think of yourself as a dreaming robot on autopilot, and you'll be much closer to the truth.

Time is our most valuable nonrenewable resource, and if we want to treat it with respect, we need to set priorities.

Let the sounds of nature amplify your vibrations of peace.

When Bush says that Abu Ghraib was the work of a few, he forgot to mention that he was one of them.

Blessing is the projection of good into the life of another.

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking.

The worst thing that's ever happened to you is not the worst thing that's ever happened to anybody.

The world will never discover a person who is hiding in the crowd.

I don't think individual achievement in business is the most meaningful way for it to operate.

In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how many can get through to you.

I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it.

I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job; I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.