Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Let me be one of the people who writes their life history, not with ink, with the colors of a caring heart.

The sky grew darker, painted blue on blue, one stroke at a time, into deeper and deeper shades of night.

Music is my life, professionally, for nearly 60 years. To be recognized by the academy is still the highest honor.

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

It is the conduct of God, who disposes all things kindly, to put religion into the mind by reason, and into the heart by grace.

I love collaborating with different people.

Walk the lines of nature's palm crossed with silver and with gold.

The fruit and the purpose of prayer is to be oned with and like God in all things.

First blood is mine. Last blood counts for more. --Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden

In every decade rock and roll starts to get very serious and navel gazing and kind of self serious and every once and a while it kind of needs a kick in the pants.