Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

Only fools are positive.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

Shut up and say something.

There's so much I should say, so many things I should tell him, but in the end I tell him nothing.I cut a line and my losses, and I light a cigarette.

I love you every day -for the code and the blushand the shrug of it. Make your mind up in me, and I will do the same.

You can live with victory over the desires of your flesh. Habits, attitudes, desires, worries, and dissipation must yield as you exercise authority over your mind, emotions, and will.

The Internet is a fantastic, strange place where you can write an open letter and be reasonably assured that people are going to read it.

I think it's fair to say we're both in the business of self-obliteration through music.

I'm actually quite modest. All I want is a nice car. All I want is a drink at midnight on Sunday night and I'll be a very happy man.

Whatever we leave to God, God does and blesses us.

I've heard that it's some kind of weird two-lens system where the back camera uses two lenses and it somehow takes it up into DSLR quality imagery.

See nations slowly wise, and meanly just, to buried merit raise the tardy bust.

The professional is acutely aware of the intangibles that go into inspiration. Out of respect for them, she lets them work. She grants them their sphere while she concentrates on hers.