Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

In the end, it's not what you do for your children but what you've taught them to do for themselves.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Some people believe holding on and hanging in there are signs of great strength. However, there are times when it takes much more strength to know when to let go and then do it.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

I don't hate the government. I don't think the Second Amendment is being infringed upon.

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

Live free, child of the mist,- and with respect to knowledge we are allchildren of the mist.

I'm sure there isn't an after-life. If there were, Ivor Novello would have got a message to us.

People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal'.

As long as God lets me live, I want to do things that make a difference in the world besides play music.

My best decision was to choose to go to Wall Street over law. I learned a lot and focused on the expanding software industry at a time when the independent software industry was just beginning.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.

I swear I will never henceforth have to do with the faith that tells the best! I will have to do only with that faith that leaves the best untold.