Keep the other person's well-being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Worse than getting kicked out of your slot to go on to a winning season is to lead during a losing one. Nobody wants to be king of the losers.

There is nothing good or evil save in the will.

I think we're all fascinated and a little mystified by how the brain works. One of the most mysterious of the physical sciences is neurological science.

Shame is the most powerful, master emotion. It's the fear that we're not good enough.

A government is free in proportion to the rights it guarantees to the minority.

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.

If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find just 2 words: The Music. That would be neat.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

A pitching coach is a manager's best friend. He's handling 12 out of the 25 players on the team.

I could be equally happy on a film set or in the middle of a field.