Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King.

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?

I believe food is the most brilliant invention ever.

Killing makes me feel good.

The question of whether a thing is right or wrong, good or bad, must always be considered in relation to a persons needs.

Almost too hot for skinny jeans, the impossible becomes the possible.

A trophy carries dust. Memories last forever.

I cringe inside when anybody gives me something. I don't know why. I just get embarrassed.

Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon your goal; it will always be ahead of you.