Keep your temper, said the Caterpillar.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

You must take responsibility for removing I can't from your vocabulary.

The People from the horror stories are out there.

Great men undertake great things because they are great fools because they think them easy.

The wisest and best are repulsive, if they are characterized by repulsive manners. Politeness is an easy virtue, costs little, and has great purchasing power.

People expect a lot more from someone they think looks interesting. It's a burden.

The upshot was, my paintings must burn that English artists might finally learn.

God clarifies in the midst of obedience, not beforehand.

Truth does not do as much good in the world as its imitations do harm.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.

On Broadway, only the fire doors separate you from the sidewalk and you're lucky if the sound of a police car doesn't rip the envelope twice a night.