Ken Bates is a football cretin.

You cannot afford to rely on history, you have to make it.

The best thing for them to do (Ireland) is to stay at 0-0 until they score the goal.

Anybody who is thinking of applying for the Scotland job in the next eight or nine years should go get themselves checked out by about 15 psychiatrists.

I don't think I'll ever calm down. I'm afraid that's me. Honestly, I'll just take one massive big 'woof' and I shall be gone. Heart - gone!

I felt that we couldn't win the game. It was absolutely shocking.

Disaster is around the corner. It is, it's lurking, it's incredibly negative. Am I thinking about the bad times ahead? Jesus, no. I've got to remain positive, I'm going to fight this negativity!

My youth coach told me he'd got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don't want to know, because by the time they're 18 I'll be dead.

Just when you feel like hauling him off and strangling hin, he gets some goal out of nowhere.

I think Ashley Young is world class, Id put him in a bracket with Lionel Messi and Ronaldo

Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me

The secret to greatness:do what has been overlooked by the great.

The past is gone, and tomorrow is an illusion. There is only now.

My best friend and I love to make fish faces.

Practice all movements slow and fast, soft and hard; the effectiveness of Jeet Kune-Do depends on split-second timing and reflexive action, which can be achieved only through repetitious practice.

My counsel to entrepreneurs is to 'own' a region, 'own' a market, 'own' a segment. Create something you can defend. Don't get hung up on the idea that you have to go national.

I hate a conscience. It's always making you feel low down and disreputable. I don't believe I will say anything to my children about one, and let them have some peace.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

Distrust your judgment the moment you can discern the shadow of a personal motive in it.

A bench in the street can be a good writer because all kind of material comes onto it like a heavy rain!

We're fine together, just like this: Our silence protects us from ourselves