Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'

Your problems with me are not my problems, those are your problems.

Black culture is cool, but black issues sure aren't, huh?

I don't want to be nice. Nice girls can only get what they're offered.

Sometimes I feel like I float in and out of different personalities.

The Grammys are supposed to be awards for artistic excellence… Iggy Azalea’s not excellent.

Why does the UN need to raise money for ebola? Can't the gov just print the damn dollars themselves and get this done already.

I don't turn to anyone for advice. I do what I want.

No offence to Nicki Minaj, but her career has essentially been a Lil’ Kim tribute

I have never felt the pain of not being white the way I've felt it since I've been a public figure/part of this entertainment industry.

If you're mad at someone for being excited and inspired by your art then you're doing it wrong.

Optimism is the last resort of those in deep despair. There can't be any optimists in heaven.

I reckon that the Bailey Bridge and the bulldozer were the greatest advances in military engineering in the years between World War I and World War II.

My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

God is still in the process of dispensing gifts, and He uses ordinary individuals like us to develop those gifts in other people

If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.

Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell.

[When I photograph] I project what I'm not. What I would like to be.

I want to use television not only to entertain, but to help people lead better lives.

WikiLeaks is irritating and annoying for Germany, but not a threat. From an international perspective, I see their actions as totally irresponsible.