Kid's don't care how many sermons you preach to them. The only sermon they'll hear is how you live your life in front of them.

As you improve yourself, those around you benefit and are, themselves, improved!

Turn your failure into a fairytale.

The true purpose [of Zen] is to see things as they are, to observe things as they are, and to let everything go as it goes... Zen practice is to open up our small mind.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Your body is the house you live in. If you destroy it...you have to leave!

Sometimes you just have to try, even if you know it won’t work.

I get too excited about football and rugby.

Musicians are like politicians. They're the last people who should be making music, just like politicians are the last people who should be running things.

The desire for success lubricates secret prostitution in the soul.

The tsar [Nicholas II] is not treacherous but he is weak. Weakness is not treachery, but it fulfils all its functions.