Kids ... Can't live with 'em ... Can't shoot 'em!

I'll just take amusement at being a paradox.

Like the seasons of the year, life changes frequently and drastically. You enjoy it or endure it as it comes and goes, as it ebbs and flows.

I was born a character actor. I was never really a leading man type.

Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you.

Wine, it's in my veins and I can't get it out.

I disappear from the public eye and get rediscovered quite often.

Those who are not looking for happiness are the most likely to find it, because those who are searching forget that the surest way to be happy is to seek happiness for others.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

If a house has no garden, the whole earth becomes its garden!

Fanaticism and bigotry require any food but common sense and reason, which would break the charm of those spellbound fanatics.

...I need a boyfriend. And to get a boyfriend, you have to look good. Doesn’t hurt to smell good too.

You're never going to truly wrap your head around things that take a lifetime to study while making a movie.

Cities are, first of all, seats of the highest economic division of labor.

The impulse to write things down is a peculiarly compulsive one, inexplicable to those who do not share it

To lead yourself, use your head; to lead others, use your heart. Always touch a person's heart before you ask him for a hand.

I don't like politics especially in chess. All I want is promote chess 24/7.