Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Poetry is a sword of lightning, ever unsheathed, which consumes the scabbard that would contain it.

My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Gospel music rhythms are not African in origin, although I know that's what the jazz experts say.

The tennis world is constantly changing. What's true today may be wrong tomorrow. If you don't make progress, others will and you will be overtaken.

Poetry is the exquisite expression of exquisite impressions.

We meant to change a nation, and instead, we changed a world.

Helping people grow and achieve their dreams is the fastest route to success.

I think that films about faith made for faith-based communities have a certain tactic.