Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

I've never said flange to a monkey!

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

As you change your point of view, your views bring about a change in you.

Live your best dreams.

God bless you all with peace, tranquility and good will.

Nothing that we do, is done in vain. I believe, with all my soul, that we shall see triumph.

Creating great content that educates and informs is always the best marketing strategy.

I often found myself in situations where I had, without thinking, said too much to too many with too little caution.

It amazes me how little common curtesy people can show when their tested.

What is conceived well is expressed clearly.

Conservative voters increasingly understand that the one legacy a president can leave is his judicial appointments.

I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.