Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Because sometimes you just have to dance like a madman in the Self-Help section of your local bookstore.

As you consider your next move, practice this definition of trust: the willingness to take steps while simultaneously waiting for “instructions.

The wiser you become, the lesser you will be surprised!

Misty is the color of rain on a window.

No matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself

The prouder a man is, the more he thinks he deserves, and the more he thinks he deserves, the less he really does deserve.

The element of change has been the thing, really. We put out the first one, then the second... then a third LP totally different from them. It's the reason we were able to keep it together.

The only secret I can claim to have is concentration, and that's something that can't be taught.

I think the media argues all the time with itself.

I believe very confidently in the truth of Scripture, where it says that there is no authority, no power given to man except as given by God.