Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Many times in life I've regretted the things I've said without thinking. But I've never regretted the things I said nearly as much as the words I left unspoken.

Lack of knowledge is the source of all pains and sorrows whether dormant, attenuated, interrupted or fully active.

The object of jihad is to bring the whole world under Islamic Law.

I used to do Facebook but you get a little too wrapped up in that stuff. Its more distracting than anything so I don't any more. I left it behind. I detoxed!

Show me why your regulation of culture is needed. Show me how it does good. And until you can show me both, keep your lawyers away.

Through money, democracy becomes its own destroyer, after money has destroyed intellect.

Voices of Transition educates, opens minds to new possibilities and presents a new vision of how our food system could be. As a historic transition unfolds, this film is a very powerful tool.

In that way, I don't understand myself. It might have to do with my own conflicts, where to place my body as a child, which I have carried over to now. In this way I'm constantly dislocated.

I try to give the media as many confusing images as I can to retain my freedom. What's real is for my children and the people I live with.

Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.