Kids need to know they're the most important thing in the world to you, and if that means quitting your job to prove it, then you have to prove it.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world that hasn't changed

The office of the public teacher is an unenviable and thankless one.

When the American spirit was in its youth, the language of America was different: Liberty, sir, was the primary object.

Knowledge , surely, is always of time , whereas knowing is not of time. Knowledge is from a source, from accumulation, from conclusion, while knowing is a movement.

You've got to create a dream. You've got to uphold the dream. If you can't, go back to the factory or go back to the desk.

The wavering mind is but a base possession.

Modesty is a shining light; it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the heart for truth.

Only Bayern Munich really have some sort of a guarantee to win if they only catch a good day. All the others need really good days to win. I like that.

My whole life long I have done nothing but interpret my dreams of ultimate masculinity, and draw them.

A good executive goes around with a worried look on his assistants.