Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

Many of us are guilty of not taking enough time to dial into our inner child's voice.

Now I recall my emotions at that moment, children seem to me a remarkable race. They want so much to murder so many people, and they so rarely murder anybody at all.

Servitude debases men to the point where they end up liking it.

My brain doesn't work very well, in terms of mathematics. I'm not one of those people who can just spout off numbers for things, if numbers are thrown at me.

For business, our internet love affair was a gift from the gods.

The average man is not hard to mystify.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

One of my biggest concerns was how defensive the fans would be over The REV's drum throne. I'm grateful they have been welcoming.

In acting there's two different things: You're either pitching in a scene, or you're catching.

I'm a health-food junkie, so all of my food is a splurge, money-wise!