Killing an animal to make a coat is sin. It wasn't meant to be, and we have no right to do it.

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.

Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

For every dollar spent on spaying and neutering now, $17 is saved and can be used for other community projects. We work with the animals and the people who love them.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

I have never found in a human being loyalty that is comparable to a dog's loyalty.

Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.

Light side? Dark side? Oh no, it's all grey to me.

And then it all came rushing back

I don't consciously try to make things difficult as much as I try to make them a little different. I like all kinds of laughs. I tried to make a show that elicit groans, guffaws, chuckles, boos.

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.

I love to test boundaries.

How can anyone be against love?

Perhaps the greatest myth being purveyed, is that myths are just myths.

I have never wanted special attention. I was only willing to do what was asked of me and what seemed necessary at the time.

I drink tons of water. It always sounds like the lamest thing, but there's a reason you keep hearing this over and over again. It really works.