Killing your rival doesn’t guarantee happiness. Sometimes it ruins any chance you have of it instead. Memories of dead men hold far more power than the annoyances of living ones.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Every war, every revolution, demands the sacrifice of a generation, of a collectivity, by those who undertake it.

History may be just bones and ruins to you, but it is people, Janet. People loving, hurting, and dying.

When we bring deep awareness to whatever's bothering us, the same things might be happening, but we are able to relate to them differently.

Discount my partiality, but my report is that so far The Winds of War is looking good.

If France is to be judged, judge her not by the effects of her defeat but by her readiness to sacrifice herself.

I have no clan, nor any rank. I am unique.

Be temperate in your drinking, remembering that too much wine cannot keep either a secret or a promise.

... women have their roots in the ground, and often those roots are starved and ravaged, yet there is not a human alive who cannot reach and touch, with... her fingers, the very top of God's rainbow.

My parents really encouraged me.

Happiness is not the acquisition of anything; it's the understanding of something.