Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Good men don't become legends, " he said quietly."Good men don't need to become legends." She opened her eyes, looking up at him. "They just do what's right anyway.

Cole was meticulous to a fault

It's the business that you guys are in too. We try to get as much information as we can and make the best decisions that we can for the football team.

If printing money helped the economy, then counterfeiting should be legal

I'm a very modest person. But I'm also extremely confident. And if you put me in the situation or in the moment, I'm gonna have some swagger, I'm gonna have some cockiness

Irving Berlin has no place in American music -- he is American music.

A well-told lie can heal. Otherwise, what's fiction?

There is nothing in afflictions which ought to disturb our joy.

I'd like to be seen as an average Australian bloke. I can't think of... I can't think of a nobler description of anybody than to be called an average Australian bloke.

Like all independent movies, the first thing you're looking for is a name actor who will justify your financing.