Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Welcome to Ruler’s purgatory. It’s the special club you love to hate.

Did universal charity prevail earth would be a heaven and hell a fable.

I'm not a jack of all trades; I'm a master of many. I don't feel there is anything I can't do if I want to.

If those who had set themselves to explain the various theories of Christianity had set themselves instead to do the will of the Master, how different the world would be now!

Bees are a good omen to Kings, for they signify an obsequious people.

There is nothing that people bear more impatiently, or forgive less, than contempt: and an injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

It is strange. I see all the privileges and greatness of the future. It already looks grand, beautiful. Tell them I went lovingly, trustfully, peacefully.

One of the first choices we make every day is your attitude. Wake up and put on an attitude of thanksgiving!