Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Talent consists not in inventing shapes but in causing those that were invisible to emerge.

A man's balance depends on the weight he carries between his legs.

Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers.

Unity, not uniformity, must be our aim.

Create content that teaches. You can’t give up. You need to be consistently awesome.

The blood of Christ stands not simply for the sting of sin on God but the scourge of God on sin, not simply for God's sorrow over sin, but for God's wrath on sin.

I came to mistrust my desire to explode the picture and supercharge it in some way… what is more important is a feeling of strength in reserve – tension beneath calm.

The body benefits from movement, and the mind benefits from stillness.

For a woman to consider a financial question was shuddered over as a profanity.

Advertising is the art of persuasion.