King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

Give up to grace. The ocean takes care of each wave 'til it gets to shore. You need more help than you know.

Science is a self-correcting discipline that can, in subsequent generations, show that previous ideas were not correct.

If you don't like the way the world is, you change it. You have an obligation to change it. You just do it one step at a time.

If you work hard you'll be happy and if you don't then you'll go to hell!

One who advances his name, destroys his name. One who does not increase, diminishes.

The great free nations of the world must take control of our monetary problems if these problems are not to take control of us.

I love the energy and the knowledge. I barely know how to use this thing [mobile phone]. I get by.

I also play fiddle, banjo and mandolin.

Men travel faster now, but I do not know if they go to better things.