Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

That's what life is all about: remembering someone and smiling!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

I think Elvis would be alive today, probably, if he had been allowed to mix and mingle with his fans. I think it was a great cross for him to bear that he couldn't get out and be with his fans.

Don't use your past history as an excuse to be miserable. Use your past as a testament to show the world just how far you have come.

There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement.

How lacking in intuition men could be in persuading themselves that mending some stranger's socks, and attending to his comfort, could content a woman.

Modesty in dress and language and deportment is a true mark of refinement and a hallmark of a virtuous Latter-day Saint woman.

Liberation from every form of exploitation, the possibility of a more human and dignified life, the creation of a new humankind - all pass through this struggle.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

The mark of the procedure. A real one. Lu is cured.

When you put things together, things that other people have thrown out, you’re really bringing them to life – a spiritual life that surpasses the life for which they were originally created.

Of course fashion is definitely playing a part.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.