Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

never underestimate your dumbness!!

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

Nothing worth doing's ever easy.

I feel like if you play basketbal, you should want to improve all the time. You should never feel like you don't need to improve.

You gotta wear the right trousers if you're gonna be a rock star.

All true love is grounded on esteem.

For every promise, there is a price to pay... If the promise is clear, the price is easy.

The best of humanity is philosophy.

My directing style is long takes. The longer take I can do, the more I can think of not doing it in cuts, the better.

Because you know that's not how you want it to end. You know I'd love to have you with me, and it will be that way, one day. But this isn't the way it ought to happen.

There weren't any villains though. The world was just complicated in various ways, and there weren't any obvious villains to be found. It was excruciating.

In all these years, you never believed I loved you. And I did. I did so much. I did love you. I even loved your hate and your hardness.