Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

I will reveal to the American people over and over and over again the Clinton way, say what you have to say to get elected, lie as long as you can get away with it.

I never work with music. I hate background music, always did. I only like music in the foreground, meaning, deliberately listen to it, actually.

The important thing was that I was still on the radio.

Never assume, no matter how strong the temptation, that other people are low-life lying manipulators without a shred of human decency.

We're all related. We're all a family.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

A: Everything changes. B: But not enough.

If a person's religious ideas correspond not with your own, love him nevertheless

Allow yourself to trust joy and embrace it. You will find you dance with everything.

Green grass breaks through snow, Artemis pleads for my help, I am so cool.