Kittens will make your sad go away

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them.

That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes a person a dumbass, folks.

John's old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.

Start working on whatever you hesitate Because there is an ending to every beginning. When you make it to the end, You will realize the hesitation was a waste of time.

Cynicism does not cause inaction.

Which would prove I'm a monster, Arnie? Sacrificing the people I love for the fight? Or walking away from the fight to save the people i love?

You know if you walked around the world, your hat would travel thirty-one feet farther than your shoes?

You're the kind of man a man wants when a man wants a man.

Have patience. All things are difficult before they become easy.

I don't regret the things I done. I regret not doing things when I had the chance.

Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.

When you have kids, there's a tendency to put the marriage stew on the back burner and give it a quick stir now and then. But it's important to remember why you had children with this person.

Palestinians were religious in many ways, but they did not subscribe to political Islam, historically.

In both business and personal life, I've always found that travel inspires me more than anything else I do.

All great song, from the first day when human lips contrived syllables, has been sincere song.

I am always learning.

What better portrait of a writer than to show a man who has been bewitched by books?