Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.

As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.

School is basically about one point of view - the one the teacher has or the textbooks have. They don't like the idea of having different points of view.

On a selfish basis, I really enjoy sports and activity.

I once said coaching a first-year team was a religious experience. You do a lot of praying - but most of the time the answer is NO.

If not me- who?, If not now- when?

A person creates what they defend against.

I know that I may never be a star. This could all just go away at any time. I know that just because I have a record out doesn't mean I'm going to make it

I have switched on this modern laptop machine. And I have told myself that I must resist the temptation to start playing solitaire upon it.

It feels good when it helps to get a good seat for a football game. But it never helped me make a good film or a good shot in a polo game, or command the obedience of my daughter. It doesn