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Mitch Hedberg Quotes: Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if someone was home.
         

Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if someone was home. "I hope Joe's home, knock on wood!"


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This page presents the quote "Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if someone was home. &quot;I hope Joe's home, knock on wood!&quot;". Author of this quote is Mitch Hedberg. This quote is about good luck, funny, hope, humor, home,.