Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

If my heart was a bottle, your kiss would be the cork that seals in our love.

Only to close these eyesto sleep in the lap of loveand stay there forever.

The less you know, the more you will be knownThe less you want, the more you will haveThe less you are, the more you will be

I have relinquished all that ties me to the world, but the one thing that still haunts me is the beauty of the sky

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time.

I have mostly been eating chicken wings. I only stick to things I can spell.

Love is one of the few experiences in life that we can best keep by giving it away.

A tight-money policy reinforces inequality in two ways. Its high interest rates disproportionately reward the rich, and the resulting unemployment disproportionately punishes the poor.

When you want to say something very important, tell it with a short sentence! There is no time for long stories!

There is one crucial rule that must be followed in all creative meetings. Never speak first. At least at the start, your job is to shut up.