Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

I don't like lollipops.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

this was business.

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal.

Be enthusiastic about life.

First sign of madness, talking to your own head.

When you fail you learn from the mistakes you made and it motivates you to work even harder.

I don't think anyone could write about another culture and get it 100 percent accurate.

Only the mind that has emptied itself of the known is creative. That is creation. What it creates has nothing to do with it. Freedom from the known is the state of a mind that is in creation.

The next best thing to saying a good thing yourself is to quote one.

If the human being is a proud and honorable creature, he shouldn't forget to act that way, even if he falls, even if the whole world is against him, even if he ends as a slave.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.