Know that I am extremely proud of all that is 'Ween.

In life sometimes, in the universe, you have to close some doors to have others open.

Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.

I can't take any more white boys noodling around on their guitars.

Now in a way, money is money, and if it's going to increase our audience, that's fine.

We sold a certain, steady amount of product for them and they could count on it. When it came time to ask for the money for this new record, they dropped us. It was fine with us. It was a dead fish.

Not after the big bust in '92, there's no big drug lifestyle anymore. I can't talk about it. Pretty ugly.

I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

I was never into smart college boy music.

I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it.

We are going to put out a boxed set thing, but I don't want to do it yet. I want to wait until we're 45 and we're bitter and broke. Then, we'll put out the comprehensive Ween boxed set.

One of the most important things a man must bear in mind is this very thing - that he owes his fellow a transforming encounter.

If your success is as a result of a trail of tears & hurt you left in anothers life, Karmas' watching.

If you count E-mail, I'm on the Internet all day, every day.

What we remember from childhood we remember forever - permanent ghosts, stamped, inked, imprinted, eternally seen.

When you're forced to watch something in school, you never really enjoy it, you sort of rebel against it in a certain way.

Not many people get to the major leagues and succeed right away. There are some struggles. Everyone seems to struggle.

If the heart of a man is depressed with cares, The mist is dispell'd when a woman appears; Like the notes of a fiddle, she sweetly, sweetly Raises the spirits, and charms our ears.

By making college unaffordable and student loans unbearable, we risk deterring our best and brightest from pursuing higher education and securing a good paying job.

Humor is a prelude to faith and laughter is the beginning of prayer.

This sort of dwindling band of true believers each year gets together and talks about the wonderful progress that's been made. None of the rest of us can ever see that.