Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

[H]er spare strange beauty was not that of a woman, nor even of a statue, but that of the Platonic absolute of which all beauty is but a shadow in a cave, cast by the Fire beyond fire.

Mind is the Alpha – Mind is the Omega.

In this life at least, Our fate is rarely epic.Maybe just as well, Impervious heroes we are not…

Art is everywhere you look for it, hail the twinkling stars for they are God's careless splatters

God never leads anyone anywhere for money.

My native land, good night!

Commonsense is the realised sense of proportion.

Faint not; the miles to heaven are but few and short.

Each of us can do something to help someone.

We must have a strong inner life of fellowship and intimacy with Jesus if we are going to have a strong outer life of ministry