Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

To aspire is to go back to the start of the journey when you're one lap away from the finish line, we have to begin with the end in mind and dig for for the opium goals.

Life presents many challenges...Temptation is one of them.. And free will govern us all. We have the power to choose.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

What's interesting about Laurel and Hardy is that in most comedy teams, there's a straight man, and then there's the funny guy. And with Laurel and Hardy, they're both the funny guy.

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes, this makes planning the day difficult.

I can knit. I knit all year, day in, day out. It is my passion, and I rarely knit the same thing twice the same way.

My designs and labors and aspirations are my only friends.

Road racing is rock 'n roll; track is Carnegie Hall.

You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a realist he is preparing to do something that he is secretly ashamed of doing.